
Because the Darowski blog has been a major bore lately, I thought I'd share this funny little conversation.
This exchange with Henry took place on the drive home from school.
-Mom, can you sign a paper so I can do "Chick handling" after school?
Hmmm.... I thought to myself. You're a little young for that, and what kind of sex education program does this elementary school have? I glanced at my mother-in-law who sat in the passenger seat, she had the same confused expression as I had.
-Henry, what are you talking about? What is Chick Handling class?
Henry explained that the eggs in their class incubator had hatched. Only students who had permission from their parents could handle the baby chicks. But first, these students had to go to a special training called, "Chick Handling."
My mother-in-law and I got a big kick out of that. My inclination to even speculate that an elementary school might have a program designed to teach young boys how to "woo" women has only confirmed to me that I have lost all innocence and that the world is going to hell in a hand basket.